If you had superpowers, would you..

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Permalink Reply by Conejita on October 6, 2009 at 12:31am

The latter, obviously!

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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on October 6, 2009 at 12:44am

Then I'd work and work until I found a species that could support my horrid genetic monstrosity and make an army of halfbreed mutants. It's like the island of Dr. Moreau only better. I'd start with aquatic species first to try and control selective shipping routes. If that worked, I'd be the ultimate pirate and expand from there.

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on October 6, 2009 at 1:02am

I think you may have already been practicing...

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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on October 6, 2009 at 1:38am

Nah, I think those two were most likely Chig's doing...

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Permalink Reply by Plague Doctor on October 6, 2009 at 7:18am

Can I get that picture of your wife and kids in wallet size? Good to see my nephews well fed.

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Permalink Reply by Austin II on October 5, 2009 at 6:24am

Yes. TO ALL OF THEM

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Permalink Reply by Raoul Duke on October 5, 2009 at 12:52pm

would have to be E, i'd just make sure everyone and every country behaved themselves wouldn't be a facist dictator but i wouldn't stand for any shit, and with the ability to fly i'd be nipping to amsterdam as and when to restock supplies

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Permalink Reply by AntSmasher on October 5, 2009 at 2:39pm

E.) The power to make any girl to have multiple orgasms just by pointing at her.

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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on October 5, 2009 at 3:00pm

That would be such a curse.

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Permalink Reply by AntSmasher on October 5, 2009 at 4:24pm

Yeah, now that I think about it, what if somebody ask me, "Where's your mother?" And I would say, "Over there" and point.

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Permalink Reply by Moxie on October 5, 2009 at 7:05pm

Then you'd be a really nice son. with a very happy mother

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Permalink Reply by Moxie on October 5, 2009 at 9:43pm

Who said anything about incest? This is pointing induced orgasm. There is no touching involved. I am aware of the inherit creepiness behind giving your own mother an orgasm but its certainly not incest. And in the case presented it would be unintentional. So that kinda reduces the creepy doesn't it?

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