If it's crap ... We'll tell you
There you go. Problem solved.
The top comment in here gave you your answer.
I once had a pet armadillo named Greedo.
I think I need a babelfish.
Yousa no speaki Gungan
Chig did. I just find it funny that you open a discussion that you already admit is stupid.
You define a character by his or her actions. Having Han solo shoot first goes in line with his bad ass, swashbuckling, anti-hero esque persona ("shoot first, ask questions later") and is therefore much more consistent with his character. He's not a cleaned up morally minded individual like Luke.