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I HAD A B&E!...DANE YOUR A MADMAN!
Okay! I'm a college student living in a college dorm and I have one roommate. I had a B&E happen to ME!
Now for those of you that know the stand-up of Dane Cook you probably know what I mean.lol--anyway the fucked up part of this story is that neither me or my roommate have had any visitors lately, and the door to my room locks automatically when it closes. Nothing in the room from me or my roommate was missing, BUT....something was left behind!
Yerp, thats right the person that was in our room left behind their bookbag full of their shit. Neither me or my RM recognize the name of this person or how their bookbag appeared on my bed in a matter of two hours. The person's name was Ozell, and me n my RMs first reaction was...WHO THE FUCK IS OZELL?
I turned into a lil detective and looked up the name and it turns out he is a Management major....and we are in the Criminology floor
This story is just funny to me cuz it happened exactly like Dane Cook predicted. I was going crazy over how this person's shit got in our room, and why they didn't steal my Xbox or computer!? I was seriously ready to hunt this person down, drug, put them in a dank/dark room with just one hanging light, and ask WHY?
Now for those of you that know the stand-up of Dane Cook you probably know what I mean.lol--anyway the fucked up part of this story is that neither me or my roommate have had any visitors lately, and the door to my room locks automatically when it closes. Nothing in the room from me or my roommate was missing, BUT....something was left behind!
Yerp, thats right the person that was in our room left behind their bookbag full of their shit. Neither me or my RM recognize the name of this person or how their bookbag appeared on my bed in a matter of two hours. The person's name was Ozell, and me n my RMs first reaction was...WHO THE FUCK IS OZELL?
I turned into a lil detective and looked up the name and it turns out he is a Management major....and we are in the Criminology floor
This story is just funny to me cuz it happened exactly like Dane Cook predicted. I was going crazy over how this person's shit got in our room, and why they didn't steal my Xbox or computer!? I was seriously ready to hunt this person down, drug, put them in a dank/dark room with just one hanging light, and ask WHY?
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Permalink Reply by Sav-vy-bag on -
The only shocking thing I found about this story is that you're familiar with the stand up of Dane Cook...>_>
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on -
Buh-zing.
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on -
Time to pull out the black light and make sure he didn't leave something behind his book bag behid. That is pretty messed up. What floor is your room on? Could he have come through the window? Oh yeah and sometimes the doors don't completely close when they shut, so they won't lock.
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Permalink Reply by SketchedLilly on -
Well, plot a little something to get him back. Use your criminology skills.
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