If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Hello, humans. In case you have not heard, I, Godzilla, am getting another American reboot. It had its first teaser trailer shown at Comic Con 2 weeks ago, and I was kick-ass in that trailer. It is NOT going to be this IMPOSTOR over here.
Not only does this guy not have my powers, he is also ugly. I am sexier than this.
Anyways, back to the new reboot. I will be CG, and it will probably be released in 2013 or 2014. You better go see it when it comes out, or I will smash your city.
I thought people would be excited for this.
I'd check it out, as long as it has a tense factor to it (similar to Cloverfield). It needs to be 'scary' in a sense, with limited humor, lots of violence, and interesting characters. If it comes out to be some bull-shit CGI fest with no good plot, then I'll steer away from it. Let's see what happens!
god damn, toho studios should get back on godzilla, I don't even know what they are doing now.
I did quite like Gareth Edward's last film - monsters. I think there's a lot of potential for Godzilla. Either to make it a fantastic film, or to completely fuck it up.
Goddamit, Comic Con was months ago and I still cannot find this teaser trailer anywhere!! Not even a shitty copy filmed on somebody's phone, nuthin!!
Please god let this be worth the wait, and let it be good enough to spawn a franchise so we can see G face off against some other classic Toho monsters in the future.