I just came across an article for an upcoming movie which left me stunned for a minute. It’s about a film called The Human Centipede by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. To me it looks like it might end up being a mix of Boxing Helena and a German Scheiße porn. Definitely the weirdest movie concept I’ve heard this week.
Text from the article: Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
My second reaction to this is just... I can't believe Crispin Glover didn't write it. I mean... okay, the guy in front is gonna shit into the girl's mouth eventually, and then the girl behind him is inevitably gonna puke it right back into his ass. How long does this go on back and forth? It's never gonna reach equilibrium. They're just gonna die slowly and horribly. You have to wonder what this guy hoped to achieve. I've almost convinced myself to see it.
What I mean by this is any movie character (preferably a villain) that you either fear, hate, or just have that feeling of absolute disgust whenever you hear their name. IMPORTANT. Be specific on your character choice, give the name, movie he/she ...
Hey guys,
After listening to your take on this recent cultural phenomenon, I think some clarification is in order. As one of the members that wrote a blog about the Twilight craziness, it feels to me like you're missing the point that a lot of us...