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Human Centipede - You never go ass to mouth!

I just came across an article for an upcoming movie which left me stunned for a minute. It’s about a film called The Human Centipede by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. To me it looks like it might end up being a mix of Boxing Helena and a German Scheiße porn. Definitely the weirdest movie concept I’ve heard this week.

Text from the article: Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.

Tags: dutch, human centipede, never go ass to mouth, six, strange, tom

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Permalink Reply by Mike on July 9, 2009 at 8:45pm: My second reaction to this is just... I can't believe Crispin Glover didn't write it. I mean... okay, the guy in front is gonna shit into the girl's mouth eventually, and then the girl behind him is inevitably gonna puke it right back into his ass. How long does this go on back and forth? It's never gonna reach equilibrium. They're just gonna die slowly and horribly. You have to wonder what this guy hoped to achieve. I've almost convinced myself to see it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Terminator Series T-800 on July 10, 2009 at 1:14am: ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dr.D on July 10, 2009 at 8:43am: Is it some kind of attempt to shock the audience ?

The Japanese made some things that are WAY more fucked up then this.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mike on July 10, 2009 at 9:47am: like what?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on July 10, 2009 at 9:50am: Like anything directed by either Takeshi Kitano or Takashi Miike...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mike on October 2, 2009 at 5:13pm: Miike is WEAK.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by AdventChild on July 10, 2009 at 9:03am: That's.....just.....*vomits a bit.....DISGUSTING!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on July 10, 2009 at 10:55am: damn. i wanna see this; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Deadpool on July 10, 2009 at 2:52pm: ...I have no words...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by corey vire on October 1, 2009 at 11:28pm: Yawn. Yet another eruo movie that Americans will be made fun of for not carring about.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Stanley Kubrick on October 2, 2009 at 2:53am: How do these people even take a pee in privacy !!!????!?

Dast ist NEIN FUNCTIONAL !; ▶ Reply to This