I just came across an article for an upcoming movie which left me stunned for a minute. It’s about a film called The Human Centipede by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. To me it looks like it might end up being a mix of Boxing Helena and a German Scheiße porn. Definitely the weirdest movie concept I’ve heard this week.
Text from the article: Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
My second reaction to this is just... I can't believe Crispin Glover didn't write it. I mean... okay, the guy in front is gonna shit into the girl's mouth eventually, and then the girl behind him is inevitably gonna puke it right back into his ass. How long does this go on back and forth? It's never gonna reach equilibrium. They're just gonna die slowly and horribly. You have to wonder what this guy hoped to achieve. I've almost convinced myself to see it.
There’s no doubt that Robert Downey Jr has had a great couple of years. Between Iron Man and its upcoming sequel, Tropic Thunder, The Soloist and this week’s holiday release Sherlock Holmes, it’s safe to say he’s on a roll.
We’ve seen him tackle…