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Human Centipede - You never go ass to mouth!

I just came across an article for an upcoming movie which left me stunned for a minute. It’s about a film called The Human Centipede by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. To me it looks like it might end up being a mix of Boxing Helena and a German Scheiße porn. Definitely the weirdest movie concept I’ve heard this week.

Text from the article: Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.

Tags: dutch, human centipede, never go ass to mouth, six, strange, tom

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Permalink Reply by Q on July 9, 2009 at 4:57am: That's....awesome?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ProtoEva00 on July 9, 2009 at 5:06am: Wow... Just, wow... I don't think my mind could have imagined that with out screen caps...
My second thought, keeps connecting that LDT I just listened to with Noa saying "I hate the Dutch!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 9, 2009 at 5:16am: Yeah, that came to mind as I was reading as well.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mr. Arsenic on July 9, 2009 at 5:15am: ...whoa...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Choker on July 9, 2009 at 5:15am: This is why people hate foreign films, and worst of all the director will probably defend it by calling it "art" yeah right; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by superkavi on July 9, 2009 at 5:27am: the dirty dutch; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on July 9, 2009 at 5:34am: I should piont out that this is a joint Dutch/UK production.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by superkavi on July 9, 2009 at 5:40am: lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MDS on July 9, 2009 at 6:15am: No wonder the majority of Americans don't watch foreign films.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by superkavi on July 9, 2009 at 7:12am: that coz most americans can't read; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Pusherman on July 9, 2009 at 8:00am: WTF a another reason to be ashamed to be dutch.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mike on July 9, 2009 at 8:28pm: didn't you know? this is the joker origin story. it's the prequel. "know how i got these scars? my mouth was stitched up to japanese man's anus."; ▶ Reply to This