I just came across an article for an upcoming movie which left me stunned for a minute. It’s about a film called The Human Centipede by Dutch filmmaker Tom Six. To me it looks like it might end up being a mix of Boxing Helena and a German Scheiße porn. Definitely the weirdest movie concept I’ve heard this week.
Text from the article: Internationally respected Siamese twin surgeon Dr. Josef Heiter has a demented vision for mankind’s future existence. He wants to remove human beings’ kneecaps so they have to exist on all fours and then surgically graft them mouth-to-anus to form a centipede chain. When two stranded female Americans arrive at his luxury home-cum-hospital looking for help, his long-gestating plan swiftly moves into chilling action with a shocking force. Kidnapping a third Japanese male tourist he begins the tissue matches, teeth removal and buttock moulding to create his triplet creature.
Wow... Just, wow... I don't think my mind could have imagined that with out screen caps...
My second thought, keeps connecting that LDT I just listened to with Noa saying "I hate the Dutch!"
Welcome to The Crappies the award show to the bad side of movie. Create your own categories and nominess (along with mine) then on Febuary 5th 2009 will be the first annual Crappies. I will post a video giving the awards out.