This is for those relationship/sexual stories that are so bad that they're good. Yeah, maybe it wasn't funny at the time when you woke up next to two transvestites dressed as Cher and Paris Hilton, or when that fat chick vomited on you while having an orgasm or having some dude stick his **** in your ear, but it sure as hell is hilarious now, least it is to me.
Mine isn't that exciting. I almost dated this guy. We talked frequently and flirted often, even though I wanted to be friends first (but whatever). So he finds out that I'm pretty open minded in terms of sex. Now to me, open minded is willing to try anything. To him, open minded is liking some fucked up shit. He asked if I'd be ok putting on a strap-on. I didn't think he was completely serious so I said as long as I get to pick the color. He asked if I was into bondage. I said I didn't mind it once in a while. Finally, he asked if I was willing to dress as a pokemon (at first, it was Ninetails then a Mudkip) and him as a trainer, and he'd hump me for dominance. Oh, and he was serrious especially after showing me things I never wanted to witness ever again. My very kind answer was I'd have to wait until I'm in a serious relationship. We never dated nor had sex, but I've added another thing to my list of DO NOT WANTS in terms of men.