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Have you ever been caught masturbating/watching porn?
Post your stories/experiences of being caught masturbating/watching porn. Who did you get caught by? What happened afterwards? Do your parents look at you knowing that their darling angel beats the bishop every once in a while? There's bound to be some funny stories you guys can share with the Spill community.
Ladies, feel free to post too if you have stories to tell.
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Permalink Reply by Mo-Mo on -
Watching my brother get caught not deleting his history made me more cautious so no I haven't been caught.
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Permalink Reply by DHood90 on -
Yeah, a couple of times.
One direct time 6 years ago I was watching hentai and masturbating at the computer screen quietly because people were sleeping. The computer at the time was sitting in the middle room of the house with open archways behind and to my right. I then heard my older brother walking up to the computer behind me, so I did the hurry dance of closing the tab and putting the dick back in my shoulder. He didn't say a word to me or mention it, but I know he found me out because of how close and sudden he was.
Two, this was a stupid fuck up of my own. I was at the house by myself and put one of my porn DVDs in the Xbox so I could fap to it. Well, little did I remember that I put the DVD case on the sideboard and when i was done, forgot to put the DVD back into the case and back into my drawer. So later, mom was in the living room looking on the sideboard for mail (where we usually put new mail at) when she noticed the DVD case and looked at it. She called my name, I came out, and goddamn did my face turn tomato red. She just laughed and joked at my expense at it, but I was so embarrassed that I took the case out of her hands and went back to my room in shame.
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Permalink Reply by Masked Anti-Hero on -
Probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever done was back in 2007 (I was 17) when I bought about $300 dollars worth of porn movies off of pay-per-view KNOWING I was gonna get caught at the end of the month. The first one I bought accidentally, but that set the ball rolling and I just couldn’t stop. My parents were 70% furious and 30% laughing their asses off when they found out.
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Permalink Reply by Melissa Fuller on -
Guilty! lol
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Permalink Reply by DeAndre on -
I've been caught like 3 times. I was such a noob, but it just made me step my game up. I'm like a ninja with that shit now lol
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Permalink Reply by Gift of the Magi on -
This assume one hides the fact, or only does so privately.
Some of us are content to butter someone else's popcorn.
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Permalink Reply by Gojira: Unit-01 on -
Nope. Whenever I'm doing the daily dirty deed I make sure to heighten my sense of hearing to that of a cave bat to make sure to close my browser at the first sound of footsteps approaching my door.
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