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I will begin with this consumer nightmare!

boots shut
Published on Monday 27 February 2012 13:21
Early shoppers at Boots in South Road, Haywards Heath, found the store closed this morning.
A sign on the door said: “Due to unforseen circumstances we do not have a pharmacist at present and so are unable to open this store.
“The store will open as soon as a locum pharmacist arrives, unfortunately we don’t yet know what time this will be.
“We apologise for any inconvenience caused and thank our customers for their patience.” The store later opened.
http://www.midsussextimes.co.uk/news/local/early-customers-find-boo...
Permalink Reply by Artie Fufkin on December 18, 2012 at 7:50am From 12th December 2012
Older men warned not to imitate stupid fuckin' dance crazes for fear of death!
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gangnam-style-death-...
Permalink Reply by Woosp Vision on December 18, 2012 at 7:54am bwahahaha!!! amazing!! literally killer moves!! woop!
Permalink Reply by Artie Fufkin on December 19, 2012 at 5:04am This is from April this year
Old woman arrested for dabbling with politics
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-17...
Permalink Reply by Artie Fufkin on December 19, 2012 at 5:43am Bloody hell, no mention of the talon marks on the kid though? I bet it hurt like a muthafukka
Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on December 21, 2012 at 1:27pm Looks pretty fake to me...
Permalink Reply by Jon, Gallifrey's Mindfreak on December 21, 2012 at 2:56pm Totally was fooled the first time I saw it.
Permalink Reply by Woosp Vision on December 21, 2012 at 9:50am what a headline! ace!
Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on December 21, 2012 at 10:05am I wonder if that works for synthpop. Dole queue, here I come!
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small island eats supermarket empty
Permalink Reply by Dirac on December 24, 2012 at 2:45pm Pro-Gun Rights US Petition to Deport Pierce Morgan
Summary: Doltish hypocrites claiming to protect the constitution attack someone for exercising their freedom of speech.
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