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Just a quick random question for you guys.
Apart from that night's winners, how many other stars do you think get laid after the Oscars?
I'd say the better question would be:
Apart from that night's winners, how many other stars do you think get laid before the Oscars?
After all, that would showcase who's a real pussy/ass-pounder and who is a real man.
Hey Maverick, before you make your next post, I just wanted to give you some great news. You see, I was searching the internet, and I found out the secret to making your dick grow longer. Apparently, you can stick your cock in a meat grinder, grind it for about 45 minutes, and PRESTO! Consider yourself a giant-cocked ladies man, who never has to make a post to convince people of your heterosexuality(or that you have the mind of a prepubescent boy who's just seen his first set of tits from a Playboy mag).
I'm telling you, these people seem like they've studied it, and it's been clinically proven to work...go ahead and give it a shot, champ!
You should write a book pondering the great philosophical questions of humanity such as this one, which Hollywood actress has the nicest titties and what is the capacity of Kim Kardashian's vagina in litres?
Well looks like I'm gonna have trouble masturbating for the next few days...
what's going on?
Too much ramen.
That aint pretty; delicious spicy ramen today, 8 trips to the bathroom tomorow.