Films That You Thought Were Rubbish In The First 5 Minutes

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Permalink Reply by Rawshark on March 5, 2009 at 11:56am

Spider-man 3

Come on. It opens with Kirsten Dunst singing. Agh.

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 5, 2009 at 1:07pm

Milk.

That opening scene with Milk and John Franco's character is terriable. Not on an acting point but on a writing point.

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Permalink Reply by The Eyeball Kid on March 5, 2009 at 2:15pm

I completely agree.

It was the guy's first screenplay, so I'm willing to cut him some slack, but he really didn't know how to handle his characters. Every scene involving Milk's lovers felt completely forced, a dull take on a tired cliche.

The scene where Penn picks up Franco, in particular, made no sense. Same goes for when he hooks up with Luna. The characters are just thrown at him for him to fuck and subsequently alienate with his political life. As much as the actors try to do with it, there is not really any natural chemistry between them. That whole aspect of the film felt forced and went on to completely ruin a potentially great ending.

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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on March 5, 2009 at 3:21pm

Atleast with Franco's character we learned some backstory but with Luna that whole character was terribly written. The first time we hear of him is when he locks himself in a closet! We never found out how they met or Luna's backstory.

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Permalink Reply by The Eyeball Kid on March 5, 2009 at 2:16pm

The second I saw the prairie dog in Crystal Skull, I knew the movie was gonna blow. I was right.

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Permalink Reply by Jason The Reviewer on March 5, 2009 at 7:33pm

a movie called S.I.C.K.

The box for the movie looked cool but after the first 30 seconds of the movie my friend and i popped it out of the DVD player and took it back to the video store

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Permalink Reply by Moxie on March 8, 2009 at 4:46pm

The Spirit
I dont really think i have to waste my time explaining that.

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Permalink Reply by Iron Man on March 8, 2009 at 4:57pm

The Dark Knight

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Permalink Reply by SpillGamerMike on March 8, 2009 at 7:28pm

Iron Man.

Also Hulk, Ghost Rider, Punisher, and the Incredible Hulk.

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Permalink Reply by Iron Man on March 8, 2009 at 7:29pm

What the hell is Iron Man??

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Permalink Reply by supermanx1 on March 8, 2009 at 7:32pm

a movie you moron, dont you get it!!! bitch got loose, know give me that chain, hahaha am i not a funny fucker? does this make sense? neither do you

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Permalink Reply by Iron Man on March 8, 2009 at 7:33pm

Good idea mate.

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