Roger Ebert, Nostalgia Critic, and Confused Mathew (sometimes)
When Confused Matthew is talking about something he really doesn't like in a movie, he gets angry and loud, and then it is just painful to listen to. Oh, and when he tries to be funny, he isn't. But he does make a lot of good points on why a movie is bad. He seems pretty knowledgeable.
There is also this one guy on YouTube under the username RedLetterMedia that reviews the Star Trek films.....he is funny as hell.
Agreed on the Confused Matthew thing, and what's up with him repeating points he's made already? I swear in his Star Wars reviews he said "What kind of Jedi are these? defenders of truth and justice my ass!" about 30 times.
what was the name of the movie critic that used to be on "the daily show"? He was gay, but had some very clever short remarks to movies like Cast Away, Final Fantasy, and American Pie. he has been one of my favs and probably the only reason why i enjoyed the daily show...