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According to the myth (that we are all familiar with) men think about sex every seven seconds.

Fact or Fiction? I have heard convincing arguments on both sides of the argument. Personally I think its physically impossible.

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I like to put burritos in tacos. 

@Arctic: Don't bother. You'll both just be wasting your time. Just be smart and efficient about it:

  1. Hand her a vibrator and stand approximately 2 ft away from her
  2. Put on a Thor costume with a blonde wig, and be sure to oil up your abs and muscles
  3. Have her look longingly into your steely blue eyes(contacts help)
  4. Read poetry to her in an English/Australian accent while inserting loud exclamations regarding your hammer with something, while giving her a sly smirk, every so often
  5. When you're both ready, "finish" up

   In the end, you'll both be satisfied quicker than you normally would've, she would've had an entertaining show, and you would've gotten some much needed practice in your budding career as a Thespian.

EFFICIENCY, YOU GUYS...

I like your idea only instead i'll paint my self green and emphasize the word SMASH 

sex

That 7 second shit is bullshit

You're getting me so hot right now!!!

Motherfucker.

Wait. Is this the thread where we bait Maverick into posting, and when he does, we flip the switch on an augmented Ghost Trapper -specially designed to catch pervs- capture his adolescent minded porn-spirit, and keep him away from mankind forever?

Because if it is, than I can only suggest that you don't cross the streams. It may come off as nagging, but I only do this because I care, you guys...

Telling people to cross the streams in a thread discussing how often people think about sex.... sounds a little dangerous.

.... Dangerously erotic....

Because if it is, than I can only suggest that you don't cross the streams....

Don't worry, Einrick. It's not a problem if you don't look each other in the eyes.

   It's ok to look into each other's eyes when crossing your streams AS LONG AS you love that particular person. That's the problem with young folks today; No intimacy whatsoever....savages...

It's the shame I can't bear!

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