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Dane Cook... Fuck you, seriously...

I know everyone hates Dane Cook, nothing new there. But what the fuck is up with him seriously, and even more so. His goddamn audience. Those sons of bitches are enabling him, like the retarted kid throwing his pasta everywhere, and his parents doing nothing about it...

The other day I was watching the history channel ... And the crowd goes fucking wild... HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING REMOTELY FUNNY YET, SHUT THE F¤"#& UP!

Jesus christ does this guy fucking suck. Apart from lacking any comidic talant what so ever, he steals his goddamn jokes, and his premises are so fucking lame it crushes my sprit.

Someone, for the love of all that is holy, tell me who, and why people pay money do see this cascade of verbal dirraee...

Dane Cook, fuck you, seriously

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Permalink Reply by Orbital Drop Shock Trooper on January 13, 2009 at 10:22pm: The same people that see Dane Cook are probably the same people that think Carlos Mencia is funny.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nic Hawk on January 13, 2009 at 10:24pm: Yeah... Carlos "I'm-trying-to-be-like-Dave-Chappelle-but-sadly-I'm-just-not-funny" Mancia; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on January 13, 2009 at 10:28pm: You mean Ned Holness? That fucker has more mucus between his ears than a domesticated turkey.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Christian Alvarez on January 13, 2009 at 10:42pm: Yeah, Ned Assholeness.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mike on January 13, 2009 at 10:44pm: Yea he's fucking German and Honduran or something. 0% mexican. More importantly 0% funny.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on January 13, 2009 at 10:24pm: hey don't worry. karma finally caught up with him in the form of his half-brother embezzelling money from him.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nic Hawk on January 13, 2009 at 10:27pm: I heard about it. But I never found out what happened, does anyone know the details. I would never hope for anything bad to happen to someone like Cook, even though I loathe him. But maybe that would fix him up a little, get him down to earth again...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on January 13, 2009 at 10:28pm: i guess his brother was his manager and stole a shit load of his money. how much, i don't know.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Shininggold on January 13, 2009 at 10:28pm: His jokes lack punch-lines...

It's really sad, actually.

I wouldn't blame him, though. It's just what he's known for. If you look at his fan base, the people eat that shit up. If he were to change, he would lose a LOT of fans. Granted, he'd be more respected by the community, but this isn't a hobby. This is his job.

Stealing jokes, on the other hand, can't be defended.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nic Hawk on January 13, 2009 at 10:32pm: Exactly, the part about stealing jokes is pathetic. You can't defend that in any way...

But the guy has to structure, no theme to his shows... He just talks and talks and talks. He's the goddamn Bill O'reilly of stand-up. They both belong to a group of people who think loud is better, ARGH!!, it drives be crazy; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Phillip444 on January 14, 2009 at 3:52pm: What jokes did he steal?
Ive never heard about that.

I love Dane Cook and think hes hilarious because hes not dry and doesnt use too many sexual jokes that get old and he actually has enthsiasm for comedy.; ▶ Reply to This