If it's crap ... We'll tell you
If your descent is comprised of more than three European nationalities, just call yourself a white person.
Don't even try to give me your "I'm 1/16th Cherokee" bullshit. You're a cracker ass white person just like the rest of us.
Adding to that, if someone ever tells you they're part Cherokee on their mother's side, chances are they're full of shit.
When I tell white people that I'm half Ojibwa at least one in ten people will give me the old "I'm 1/64th Cherokee... on my mother's side."
Sure you are. Sure you are.
Not that I'm disagreeing, but why is (supposedly) being 1/64th Cherokee on your father's side any less of a bullshit proclamation?
I'm sure there are plenty of people with Cherokee lineage on their mother's side, and plenty of people who have lied about Cherokee lineage on their father's, but the vast majority in my experience always claim Cherokee from their mother.
I have no idea why, it's just been my experience. It's that same vague claim to having rich ancestors in Europe. Where in Europe? Who knows, just some time back in Europe.
Well I'm half white, and I have plenty of chest and body hair, and it's all red.
I also have blue eyes.
I won a lawsuit back when I was a kid proving that I'm my father's son, so suck it, Chuck.
Don't make me delete my account and come back pretending to be a fourteen year old girl!! Creep!!
Belay that request, Mr. Douche.
Damp, fleshy persuasion, eh. You drive a hard bargain.
You'll have 20 pounds of salmon at your door by tonight.
I've exfoliated and given myself a manicure and haircut on the weekend so I'm afraid I don't have much to offer. If you can hold out till I shave on Wednesday I can fix you up then.
Hey, I'm 1/100th Sioux
I'd pay to see curtains giving birth. Make it happen Chucky G