Christmas Revenge- for a mature audience

Listen one and all to my woe I suffered one fateful christmas, and my ultimate act of revenge. yes, it involves an ex of mine.

years ago, back when i was still in NYC, I used to date a guy who I was really in love with. he did all the right things, said exactly what i wanted to hear, and i thought he was the perfect guy. . . that is, until he told me he was getting married to his ex girlfriend, and that he was having an affair with her for 3 months. this news was brought to me the week before christmas, of all days.

I was shocked. how could this person who, just the night before, told me that he loved no other woman?

now, normally, i'm all about turning the other cheek and all that shit, but this fucker, who hurt me in a bad way, had to go down!

I told him i wanted to meet up with him one last time, so that we can sort out the details of my move. When I got to his apartment, we spoke, and we started to fool around for one last time. When he pulled his pants down, I gave his schlong a good, long spray of my favorite product, Liquid Ass.
Right away, he got so sick from the pure, concentrated smell of shit, he started to puke. after quickly throwing my coat back on, before I ran the hell out of the door, I sprayed the product on his couch, floor, lamp, and dinner table. Once I got out of the apartment, I noticed he had one of his car windows slightly open, so I sprayed the rest of the stuff in his vehicle.

He never spoke to me since

oh, and i never got arrested for what I did.
Moral of the story: don't fuck with a girl before christmas, especially if she's got a bottle of Liquid Ass

here's a video showing how potent the stuff is