Say what you will about that whiny, mouth-breathing, sparkly emopire but Bella is a shallow, obsessive, manipulative, narcissistic, co-dependent, borderline personality type c*nt and was by far the creepiest character in the books (for me, at least).
Speaking of Twilight, does anybody here think it would have been better if those books had been adapted into a sitcom? You've got the awkward, 108-year-old virgin who's in a relationship with a minor (and they're both stalking each other) and her father is the town sherriff, the father-knows-best head of the Cullen household, the four siblings are married to each other (so what if they're adopted?), one of whom is a big dumb bonehead, his "wife" is very antagonistic towards Bella, then you have the other brother who fought for the South in the civil war (don't tell me there's not a little Archie Bunker in him), and his "wife" may have a little crush on Bella. And then you have Jacob-- the Steve Urkel of werewolves. I can just picture him in dorky glasses saying, "Hi, Bella. Hehehe (SNORT)!"