Best Poem Ever

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on May 11, 2009 at 8:11pm

I thought the best poem ever started,

"There once was a man from Nantucket"

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Permalink Reply by Ms. B™ on May 13, 2009 at 5:44am

You know....maybe this is a blonde moment, but I've never actually heard any of the other lines from that 'poem....' if there are any that is.

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on May 13, 2009 at 5:48am

It's not for innocent little ears, my dear..

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Permalink Reply by Ms. B™ on May 13, 2009 at 5:52am

Brriiinnnnng it!

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on May 13, 2009 at 5:59am

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin...
" If my ear was a cunt I would FUCK IT"

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Permalink Reply by Ms. B™ on May 13, 2009 at 12:19pm

Well that's disappointing...,.

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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on May 13, 2009 at 12:31pm

you always have some Andrew Dice Clay nursery rhymes if you like bad and not very funny poetry,

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Permalink Reply by Ms. B™ on May 13, 2009 at 12:36pm

Yeah way boring, couldn't even finish it.

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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on May 13, 2009 at 12:39pm

That might explain Dice's lack of work int he last decade+

Permalink Reply by Bob Pappas on May 11, 2009 at 8:17pm

dis ish syukc!! blo mey bish!!

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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on May 11, 2009 at 8:31pm

That was a beautiful piece of freeform haiku, Bob.

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Permalink Reply by Butters on May 11, 2009 at 8:55pm

Pappas?

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