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Best monologue
Wat was the best monologue you have seen in a movie. My best is in Pulp Fiction when Samuel L. Jackson reads the Bible. WOW amazing (and he reads it twice during the whole movie)
Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Your turn
Jules: Well there's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never gave much thought what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9 Milimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. Now I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
Your turn
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on -
You mean butchering the Bible, right?
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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Way to take a stand, you young rebel....
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Permalink Reply by Iffy on -
For authenticity sake. I hate when you try to be something and you butcher its authentic nature.
And if by hypocrites you mean King James, then sure why not?
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Permalink Reply by JumboShrimp on -
Care to explain That?
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Permalink Reply by JumboShrimp on
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How are catholics hypocrites?
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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"What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah!
They're foxy beasts!
They say,
'We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!'
But they have!
They have everything!
Dig under the floors!
Or search the barns!
You'll find plenty!
Beans, salt, rice, sake!
Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses!
They pose as saints but are full of lies!
If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated!
They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean!
God damn it all!
But then who made them such beasts?
You did!! You samurai did it!!
You burn their villages!!
Destroy their farms!!
Steal their food!!
Force them to labor!!
Take their women!!
And kill them if they resist!!
So what should farmers do?"
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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"That land has been had.
Nothing you can do about it.
It's gone.
It's had.
You lose.
Drainage!
Drainage, Eli, you boy.
Drained dry.
I'm so sorry.
Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw.
There it is, that's a straw, you see?
You watching?
And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake.
I... drink... your... milkshake!
I drink it up!
Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli?
I am the Third Revelation!
I am who the Lord has chosen because I'm smarter than you!!
I am older and wiser and I am not a false prophet, you sniveling boy!!
I am the Third Revelation!!
I am the Third Revelation!!
I told you I would eat you up!!"
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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on -
You son of a bitch!
I was trying to find the video but couldn't find it!
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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Yeah, it made my bowels move.
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