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A Religious Little Story...
Alright, I know a bunch of religion topics are out there. But really, this deserves it's own thread. That, and I know it'll get more attention this way. >:3
In any case...this is a special little story for everyone out there who believes that Jesus Christ will solve all your problems, and that he's a man-god.
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A long long time ago, there was a wise Hindu priest, who before dinner would always make an offering to his Gods in milk and cheese. However, every time he made an offering, a cat would prowl in and eat all the cheese, and drink the milk. Eventually, the priest got tired and annoyed, so every time he made an offering to the altar, beforehand he would put the cat in a basket. He continued doing this until he died.
After his death, his son took over the offerings for the altar. One day, when he grabbed the basket...there was no cat to be found. He searched high and low all over the city to find any cat to place in the basket. The tradition of placing random cats in a basket before an offering was continued after his death, after his son's death, and so on and so forth.
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Anyways, I hope you all got the irony and moral of the story. And if you dare say anything along the lines of "it's all about faith", you're ending up on the Blast Zone List. :)
In any case...this is a special little story for everyone out there who believes that Jesus Christ will solve all your problems, and that he's a man-god.
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A long long time ago, there was a wise Hindu priest, who before dinner would always make an offering to his Gods in milk and cheese. However, every time he made an offering, a cat would prowl in and eat all the cheese, and drink the milk. Eventually, the priest got tired and annoyed, so every time he made an offering to the altar, beforehand he would put the cat in a basket. He continued doing this until he died.
After his death, his son took over the offerings for the altar. One day, when he grabbed the basket...there was no cat to be found. He searched high and low all over the city to find any cat to place in the basket. The tradition of placing random cats in a basket before an offering was continued after his death, after his son's death, and so on and so forth.
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Anyways, I hope you all got the irony and moral of the story. And if you dare say anything along the lines of "it's all about faith", you're ending up on the Blast Zone List. :)
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Derrick D on -
Man this is the second thread you did today that just confuses me.
When did I die?
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Permalink Reply by Derrick D on
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Well I agree with the point of the story I guess. I'm all for change and the fuck with tradition.
But who among us is going to argue against that well thought out statement?
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on -
I get the point and actually agree with what you are saying. Religion's,especially these days, seem to have more to do with tradition. That's all that a mass is, one tradition after another, does it actually make you a "sinner" if you don't participate in these? I'd say no, but it won't stop the bible bangers from giving me dirty looks when I say I don't think I need to go to church every Sunday.
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Permalink Reply by MDS on -
Well, gee.... it's not like the cat just got up and walked away.
Sorry, couldn't refuse the blatant dad saying on the missing object.
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Permalink Reply by surga on -
i thought you were gonna say the cat was the gods comming for the offering..lol..
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Permalink Reply by Jon, Chicago's Mindfreak on -
I'm a little confused as well.
Maybe I'm overthinking this, but does it involve religious persecution? As in one religuous guy (The man) hated a person of a certain group(The cat) and ever since then, the hate was passed on to all of that certain group the man/cat belonged to?
For five seconds, I thought the man would get to heaven and find out that his god is a giant cat. X-D
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Permalink Reply by Timmy Cupcakes on
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Yes, finally an excuse to post this!
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