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Fellow Spillers, I've always felt that if there is one thing beyond reproach about this site, it is the charitable nature and generous spirit of Spill.com's close-knit community of members.
So, it is with a heavy heart, but high expectations, that I present you with this case of unquestionable need:
BHADd LiiL MaMa is hopelessly illiterate.
A simple perusal of her page and photo section make it painfully clear that BHADd LiiL MaMa cannot even form the most simplistic of words and sentences.
It would also appear that she's some kind of blur inducing, camera-focus killing Gorgon, but that's another issue.
But I believe that not all is lost.
Surely there is another member who lives reasonably close to Georgetown, South Carolina, who can find BHADd LiiL MaMa and let her know that just as soon as we find out where to send the donations, she will receive many many copies of Hooked On Phonics Grammar Workbooks.
Perhaps sending suggestive book covers to her page will inspire her to pick up a copy the next time she's wandering through a bookstore, wondering what all those weird paper bricks are for.
I ask that we all set aside our personal differences and past grievances, and come together to educate this poor, pathetic child.
I thank you, and I'm sure if she knew how to write the words BHADd LiiL MaMa would thank you as well.
So, it is with a heavy heart, but high expectations, that I present you with this case of unquestionable need:
BHADd LiiL MaMa is hopelessly illiterate.
A simple perusal of her page and photo section make it painfully clear that BHADd LiiL MaMa cannot even form the most simplistic of words and sentences.
It would also appear that she's some kind of blur inducing, camera-focus killing Gorgon, but that's another issue.
But I believe that not all is lost.
Surely there is another member who lives reasonably close to Georgetown, South Carolina, who can find BHADd LiiL MaMa and let her know that just as soon as we find out where to send the donations, she will receive many many copies of Hooked On Phonics Grammar Workbooks.
Perhaps sending suggestive book covers to her page will inspire her to pick up a copy the next time she's wandering through a bookstore, wondering what all those weird paper bricks are for.
I ask that we all set aside our personal differences and past grievances, and come together to educate this poor, pathetic child.
I thank you, and I'm sure if she knew how to write the words BHADd LiiL MaMa would thank you as well.
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Permalink Reply by Kizmania on -
just let me know when, and where to send the check. Not usually for helping people, but this seems like a special cause.
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Permalink Reply by Lab Rat on -
I think I've seen better focused photos of Sasquatch. And as far as the text, I thought it was a long lost Javanese dialect. But you're right, Chig; she just needs some of this.
*edit* - I just had a thought that one day these kids will be the cryptographers and codetalkers of a war fought entirely on teh netz.
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Permalink Reply by Master Chief on -
I think It's hopeless. I'm having some luck deciphering her gibberish though.
oMqii ii cKANt cHANqE DiiSz PAqE 4 NUttN..NiJa hELp MeH GeRr.."
"Omg, I can't change this page for nothing... Nija help me, grr.
"EF' A MOoDd KUsZ iiM DuH tOPiC.."
Eff a mod, because I'm the topic.
"UqqH..Mr.SMitH iiSz AqqAVAtiNq MeH tA DuH FULLESt.."
Uhh.. Mr.Smith is *unknown phrase* me to the fullest.
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Permalink Reply by Dr Mercurio Porter on -
Christ even when you paraphrase her words I want to punch you.
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Permalink Reply by Master Chief on
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I don't blame you.
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on -
"UqqH..Mr.SMitH iiSz AqqAVAtiNq MeH tA DuH FULLESt.."
Uhh.. Mr.Smith is *unknown phrase* me to the fullest.
I think I have deciphered this unknown phrase. I think she has, in her code, spelled "aggravating." I also strongly believe that this code is a bastard child of Ebonics and 1337 speak. ("Leet," for the layman). Anyone willing to crack what she is saying must at least have some sorta degree in Linguistics, Street, and Web Sociology. Luckily for me, I earned the my degrees after a tenure at MIT and Institution of Hard-Knocks.
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Permalink Reply by PoopaPapaPalpatine on
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Shuddup
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Permalink Reply by Jon, Gallifrey's Mindfreak on -
You think that's bad? What about this jackass?
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Permalink Reply by The Leo of Costa Rica on -
Wow
...I don't believe that guy is "fo reel"
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Permalink Reply by Randy Flagg on -
This guy's page is almost making me turn into my Grammar Nazi alter ego.
And nobody wants that.
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Permalink Reply by thepropayne on -
How could someone with so many p's in his name suck so hard?
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