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Share with Doom your suggestions for murdering the Spill crew.
Extra points for movie related deaths. Doom shall 'kick things off'.
Co-Host - Slapped around by Johnny Five and made to be his bitch.
Carlyle - tentacle rape a la Bible Black
Leon - You have not terribly offended Doom. You may die in your sleep. Or maybe something cool, like getting shot in the face by Robocop.
The other guy - He should be on the receiving end of a staring contest with Michael Ironside in Scanners.
And Korey (Doom has saved the best for last) - Locked in a bare room for eternity with nothing but the novelization of 'Meet the Spartans' and a rusty ice pick with which to end his misery.
Co-Host - Slapped around by Johnny Five and made to be his bitch.
Carlyle - tentacle rape a la Bible Black
Leon - You have not terribly offended Doom. You may die in your sleep. Or maybe something cool, like getting shot in the face by Robocop.
The other guy - He should be on the receiving end of a staring contest with Michael Ironside in Scanners.
And Korey (Doom has saved the best for last) - Locked in a bare room for eternity with nothing but the novelization of 'Meet the Spartans' and a rusty ice pick with which to end his misery.
Tags: death, korey-is-an-ass
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Permalink Reply by Dr Doom on -
Well, now that you mention it, yes. Seeing Korey drive an ice pick through his skull would send Doom into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
Hail Doom.
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Permalink Reply by Korey on -
No, no, no... I want to see where this is going!
In a way I feel like Doom and I are... bonding. Oooh! Death by bonding! Now there's a start!
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Permalink Reply by Dr Doom on
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Indeed, Kent. Your post of 'how many dvd's do you own' are 'getting us somewhere' as a civilization. Doom thanks you for your service to the internet and to humanity.
Bah! Do not question Doom's goals. They are both noble and lofty. While yours likely aim no higher than making sure your mother picks you up after your late shift at KFC or finding a long lost Cheeto between the couch cushions.
And Korey? Bonding? As if Doom would associate with such a plebian. You disgust me.
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Permalink Reply by corey vire on -
I love the saw style demise of Korey.
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Permalink Reply by corey vire on
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I think cyrus should have to compete in a life/death version of PROS vs JOES. Dying while futily trying to compete in sports.
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Permalink Reply by Dr Doom on
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Doom appreciates your malice, Mr. Vire. Your method of Cyrus' demise brings me joy.
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Permalink Reply by Mr Yakushi on -
Maybe Kent could beat them to death with the stick he keeps up his butt.
HAIL DOOM!
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Permalink Reply by Dr Doom on
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Ah, Yakushi. Your allegiance pleases Doom greatly. You will not only be spared, but blessed with power when Doom's reign washes over Spill.
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on -
Doom, I'd rather you took them all out in some sort of murder/suicide, minus the murder part.
...And everyone knows there's no tentacle rape in Bible Black. Moron....
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