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Let Me Introduce Spill's New Leader................
So after some heated campaigning and the deaths of some Spill members and the bombing of two small Chinese towns we now have our new leader................GOD CHAMPA!
Yes it is a new age ladys and gentlemen, God Champa will lead this website for the next couple thousend years, it's really up to him on this matter.
As God Champa's Secretary of Rape, I am very excited to see the Birth of Newand Destruction of Old.
ALL HAIL GOD CHAMPA!
MAY HE NEVER DIE!
Please praise God Champa below.
(P.S.S. If you have suggestions for who should be raped with the Ryan and my new Rape Machines please list them with your praise to God Champa.)
Yes it is a new age ladys and gentlemen, God Champa will lead this website for the next couple thousend years, it's really up to him on this matter.
As God Champa's Secretary of Rape, I am very excited to see the Birth of New
ALL HAIL GOD CHAMPA!
MAY HE NEVER DIE!
Please praise God Champa below.
(P.S.S. If you have suggestions for who should be raped with the Ryan and my new Rape Machines please list them with your praise to God Champa.)
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Permalink Reply by silver surfer forever on -
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on -
Now there's an ass kisser!!
Deadpool, you'll go far in this administration!!
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Permalink Reply by MDS on -
*cough cough
Don't forget. Most assassins attempt to 'get close' to their targets before attacking.
Should I take him out now?
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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What fool would kill me with Predator sitting in the Vice President's seat?
Can you imagine the random and uncontrollable carnage that would be wrought by that maniac if he were in charge?
There'd be no way to get him out of office, either. The Jamaicans knew it!
"There's no killin' what can't be killed, no stoppin' what can't be stopped!!"
No... I don't think I have to worry myself with assassination attempts.
Just keep the usual squad of five snipers posted on Deadpool at all times. You know, standard operating procedure.
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Permalink Reply by MDS on
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You realize that when I'm done, no healing factor is going to overcome the beheading and bronzed statue I make out of you to warn others at the welcoming center?
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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Ah MDS, I knew I made the right choice when I appointed you Supreme Warmaster.
I would advise caution though, bronzed beheading is more in the territory of the Ministry Of Shadows than the Deus Ex Arma.
Don't go stepping on Propayne's toes now, he has a very important job to do.
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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Excellent, excellent.
It makes me proud to see my divisions working together so well.
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on
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I get the feeling that five .308 rounds simultaneously drilling through your skull would give me enough time to at least leave the room, should you decide to act foolishly.
And If all else fails, I could simply kick your ass myself.
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Permalink Reply by Deadpool on -
Yes sir! Sorry sir!
You are always correct sir.
I am worthless without your cadence sir.
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