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Your Disaster Movie Rating.

We all know that the "Some Ole' Bulls**t!" Rating does no justice toward the works of the geniuses we all know as Friedberg and Seltzer. What I want to do, is for you to invent your own new rating for Disaster Movie. You don't have to see it to know how bad it is. It can be from one simple word to a 500 word rant. Add pictures if you want.

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Permalink Reply by Phil G on August 29, 2008 at 2:05pm: It's ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSTASTIC!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by pookie bear on August 29, 2008 at 2:26pm: ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Arsenic Candy on August 29, 2008 at 2:53pm: My rating
I RATHER BE GANG RAPE
or
I RATHER BE RAPE BY SATAN HIMSELF
or
I RATHER GIVE BIRTH TO SATAN HIMSELF
or the very simple
STRAIGHT TO HELL
last one

AS FUN AS SITTING NEXT To SADDAM AND BIN LADEN!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by NightFire on August 29, 2008 at 3:00pm: My Review will either be this

Or This; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Deadpool on August 29, 2008 at 4:35pm: WORST THEN RAPE!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Serpent Overlord Xavier on September 6, 2008 at 2:37pm: Thats my rating too

Worst Then Prison Rape!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by DRchika on August 29, 2008 at 6:40pm: Honestly its worse than

CHILD RAPE

worse than

GENOCIDE

worse than

GEORGE BUSH MAGICALLY RUNNING AMERICA FOR ANOTHER 4 YEARS

worse than

THE APOCOLYPSE

So i give this movie a good ol' FUCK YOU; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BladeRunner007 on August 29, 2008 at 6:46pm: I got a few!
Worse Than Life!
Please Kill Me Know!
AGGH!
I'd rather lie in a street and die!
I'd rather watch Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet The Spartans again!
I'd rather puke and eat it!
Is it to late to get my money back?
Not just some ol' bulls***, actual bulls***!
There, that is just a few of them! There is WAY MORE!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by The G Man on August 29, 2008 at 10:24pm: How about: I'd rather be held at gunpoint!
I'd rather move to to siberia in my underwear!
I'd rather have John McCain be president! (For me, thats very extreme); ▶ Reply to This