We all know that the "Some Ole' Bulls**t!" Rating does no justice toward the works of the geniuses we all know as Friedberg and Seltzer. What I want to do, is for you to invent your own new rating for Disaster Movie. You don't have to see it to know how bad it is. It can be from one simple word to a 500 word rant. Add pictures if you want.
My rating
I RATHER BE GANG RAPE
or
I RATHER BE RAPE BY SATAN HIMSELF
or
I RATHER GIVE BIRTH TO SATAN HIMSELF
or the very simple
STRAIGHT TO HELL
last one
I got a few!
Worse Than Life!
Please Kill Me Know!
AGGH!
I'd rather lie in a street and die!
I'd rather watch Date Movie, Epic Movie, and Meet The Spartans again!
I'd rather puke and eat it!
Is it to late to get my money back?
Not just some ol' bulls***, actual bulls***!
There, that is just a few of them! There is WAY MORE!
How about: I'd rather be held at gunpoint! I'd rather move to to siberia in my underwear! I'd rather have John McCain be president! (For me, thats very extreme)