Okay this really funny chick that writes the comic called Head Trip, summarized Twilight by Stephanie Meyers. I read the whole book series and this kinda opens up my eyes to some of the retarded shit this woman has written… but I still kinda like the books. : D So here is the link. http://shinga.livejournal.com/478415.html
The 2nd worst book I have ever read, HALF THE DAMN BOOK IS HER TELLING YOU HOW PRETTY EDWARD IS. I can just imagine her at her type writer with a bottle of wine switching between furious masturbation and writing descriptions of Edward.
This made my day
I've never read these books (and I'm so glad I still haven't) but whenever anybody explained them to me this was the image I always got in my head. All the guys I talked to that read it said that it babbles on and on about how perfect Jacob is. WHO CARES?
Permalink Reply by Wren on September 1, 2008 at 1:24pm
I too was sucked in by all the pretty vampires *damn you all*. No sarcasm intended, because I actually do f-ing love the books, waited at midnight for the 4th and have recently wanted to kill myself (figuratively) because the Prequel is now not going to happen.
Yes, I am 22 and addicted to a young adult novel, but you're not being forced to read it.
Most of my friends (guys and girls) just like to talk about thoses books all the fuckin time! They look stupid as fuck! I am so glad I didn't read these. Plus any guy who reads those books clearly dosen't have a cock and balls.
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