the worst director of all time

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Permalink Reply by pookie bear on August 7, 2008 at 5:07pm

pitof is his name. he also did alien: resurrection, which also kind of sucked in my opinion, well, except for that crazy human-looking alien in the end.

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Permalink Reply by Rusty Shackelford on August 7, 2008 at 5:50pm

Those 2 guys From Meet the Spartans that kill the Spoof Genre Jason Friedberg and Arron Seltzer
I only saw Date Movie, and I really cant remember it much, didnt much care for it. But just watching that the trailer of Disaster Movie make me sick, the only somewhat good thing in the trailer was the death of Miley Cyrus, someone I equally hate. Its a revolting trailer, they should called it "Trailer Movie" Cause most of the Jokes are just from Trailers, they actually obviously took a joke from Dont mess with The Zohan.

Here a cheaper and funnier alternative
Watch an episode of Family Guy and Robot Chicken, look for pictures Carmen Electra on the Internet, rent Airplane (an actually spoof on disaster films), and maybe read a Mad Magazine

There nothing in their movies are memorable, unlike good spoof movies with phrases like "Where the White Women at", "Dont call me Shirly" and my favorite "Ni" The reason these movies are funny and still now viewed as comedy classic is because they dont just relie people to know what their spoofing about that happen recently, but make actually funny JOKES. "Jokes" to them is saying that Paris Hilton and Britney Spear are crazy, and thats it, which wont hold up in 5 years.

No one in the movie seem to care or understand spoof genre, go watch this interview of Carmen Electra and some other broad.

http://movies.ign.com/dor/objects/14258161/disaster-movie/videos/di...

Not that they only mentioned the movies the interviewer said "Airpane and Naked Gun", and that they dont have paticular scene that they believed is their favorite, BECAUSE THEY NEVER WATCH THEM EVER.

As I reviewed their box office history, their only successful because there was no other films PG 13 films aimed at teenagers competing against them. But Uh-Oh there an action film called Bablyon AD that PG 13. I not really looking towards that film but there good chance that "AD" will be number 1, since "Superhero Movie" showed us that people are finally understanding that now Spoof Movies are the same crap. If there any Justice in the Cosmos, Disaster Movie will bombed, and those two bastards will be out of a job.

How to torture them, just forced them to watch their own movies in an ironic twist, unless they actually like them, in that case throw them into a volcano.

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Permalink Reply by Zezlemet on August 7, 2008 at 11:56pm

You watched the whole trailer for disaster movie? You have stronger stomache then movie. I tried to twice and couldn't make before almost throwing up

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Permalink Reply by Zezlemet on August 7, 2008 at 11:54pm

Uwe "toilet" Boll

1) insist on violating every game by turning it into a crappy movie

2) Pick any movie he made there all a worthless waste of film

3) rob him of all of he senses except touch and thrown into a pit of hungry wolves with steak tied around he's family jewels.

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Permalink Reply by Shawn Griffin on August 8, 2008 at 10:04am

I agree, but you're a little bit too soft. What we really should do is tortue to the brink of insanity.

I will slice his balls and dick off and force him to eat it piece by piece. Then after stiching the area where his balls and penis were and placing a ball gag on him, drench it with beer and salt, set it on fire. Then, he'll start to feel vomit running up his throat and I'll allow him to choke on his vomit for awhile as he burn.

To be continued...

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Permalink Reply by david ortiz on August 8, 2008 at 9:43am

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Good Reason why they suck? Meet the spartans.
Worst film: Epic Movie.
Suitable Torture: Thrown into the brooklyn river with cement pasted on their feet.

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Permalink Reply by pookie bear on August 8, 2008 at 1:32pm

Wait, don't forget Ed Wood, directing gems such as "Glen or Glenda"(sp?) and "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Those movies are sooo bad, that i actually fell asleep, after only watching them for a few minutes.

Mr. Wood, you are the king.

He's dead, so the only suitable punishment is to resurrect him, and then have Co-Host diss the hell out of him until ed wood kills himself.

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Permalink Reply by pookie bear on August 8, 2008 at 1:37pm

Well, that is true, but man, it was so stupid and boring.

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Permalink Reply by Eden on August 19, 2008 at 3:09pm

Micheal Brest. He directed the infamous and loveable "Gigli" (hint of sarcasm) that's one movie that i've never seen but I had the guts to see the really bad love scene,which really wasn't a love scene. It was more like two people making out with their clothes on.

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