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the worst director of all time
Ok, it's time to crown the King of garbage cinema. Here are the Rules:
1) Give a good reason why your director sucks
2) List the worst film of said director
3) Give a suitable torture for your director's crimes against film
Have fun!
1) Give a good reason why your director sucks
2) List the worst film of said director
3) Give a suitable torture for your director's crimes against film
Have fun!
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by Greggles on -
Michael Bay
1) Insists upon using elaborate action sequences and a ridiculous amount of CGI to dumb down his audience, and convince them that what they are watching is great because all the different colours cause your mind to simply give in to said belief!
2) I am torn between Transformers and Pearl Harbor
3) Make him watch his own films repeatedly until the flashing lights and outlandish explosions reduce him to a bundle of tears
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Permalink Reply by Brock on -
Have you forgot he also directed Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, and Armageddon ...In fact watch the last ACOCO and you'll see why he isn't the WORST director out there...that goes to Eric Freeman and Jason Seltsor
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Permalink Reply by Greggles on
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No Brock i hadn't forgot! In fact those movies only strengthen my point because they were just as bad as the other rubbish he has made. However, i would have to agree with the (Insert Here) Movie guys, but i ignored them because they were far too easy!
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Permalink Reply by Brock on
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You thought Bad Boys 2 was Rubbish !!!!!
That was one of the best action comedies ever made!!!!
Granted Micheal Bay can't direct anything but Action films, but when he does direct an action film it turns out to become awsome.
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Permalink Reply by pookie bear on -
George "everything looks better in CGI" Lucas
He bitch-slapped the faces of all the star wars fans when he released The Phantom Menace
He deserves to be ass-raped and skull-f**ked by Jar Jar Binks.
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Permalink Reply by Sirius on -
Tim Burton
1) He makes a remake of every great movie and Burtons it until everyone wants to kill themselves. He also has the nerve to star Johnny Deep in everyone of his movies.
2) Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Planet of the Apes.
3) He should have to direct a bunch of children's movies starring Tim Allen.
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Permalink Reply by Moxie on -
What about The Nightmare before christmas and Bettlejuice they were good
And Edward Sissor hands has a huge cult following (although i dont like that movie)
Few people find Jonny Deep as annoying as i do so the over use of him in those films is plenty reason to dislike Burton. However, the man has made some classic films so i dont think its fair to say he is the worst diretor of all time
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Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on -
Ed Wood & Beetlejuice are Burton's best films. Outside that Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, and Batman '89 are still fun to watch, but in general I think he's entirely too overpraised.
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Permalink Reply by Spider-Geek on -
i agree. tim burton does some incredible work, but good lord does he have a big ego!
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Permalink Reply by Chig Champa on -
People tend to forget that Henry Selick directed The Nightmare Before Christmas.
For an example of how inept Burton is at directing stop-motion, one need look no further than the complete disaster that was The Corpse Bride.
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Permalink Reply by Gerald Harvey Peckinpah on
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Tru dat. He did at least come up w/ the concept story, right?
Well Sweeney Todd was pretty good too, IMO.
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