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Recently i have been sucked into the godliness of The Bros. Just curious what are some peoples favorite lines and scenes from this Show?
Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Hank Venture: And that will knock him out... even more?
Brock Samson: That will kill him.
Hank Venture: Do I have to?
Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
ahh the glory that is Brock.
Brock Samson: After the twist, you'll feel a snap and the body goes ragdoll on you.
Hank Venture: And that will knock him out... even more?
Brock Samson: That will kill him.
Hank Venture: Do I have to?
Brock Samson: Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees.
ahh the glory that is Brock.
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Permalink Reply by Cyrus on
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Dean: Your scheme was very clever, very clever indeed, but he's no ghost!
Pirate Captain: Oh ya think genius? What tipped you off - was it the huge zipper, maybe the rubber mask? But you had to kill him anyways. If you'd played by the rules - the ghost pirate rules - and just run away, none of this would be happening! But nooo, you had to go nuts and kill a guy!
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Permalink Reply by Freehaven on -
"I think I found the cure for impotence...now only if I can find a way to bottle that ass"
(referring to a death ray)
Gman1: If that was a woman I would marry it
Gman2: and I would jeopardize our friendship by nailing your hot wife
Hank: I HATE PHANTOM SPACE MAN... (i say that all the time in real life)
anything The Monarch or 21 and 24 have said
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Permalink Reply by Conejita on -
White: "Hello, Goldilocks? This is Casper. Little Nemo has fallen out of bed."
Dean: "The boths of yous got Jungle Fever! The boths of yous!"
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Permalink Reply by Costa_K on -
The fact that Johnny Quest was actually in one episode cracked me the fuck up. I love this cartoon.
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Permalink Reply by DJLatinoHeatC2 on -
Freehaven totally stole mine about the death ray lol
The Monarch: What? Think this is gay huh? Is that what you fucking said you scrawny peice of shit? Oh this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is! And I bet he can't wait to snap off a peice of your dick in his ass!
You! Get up! I said get the fuck up! What's your name?
Dean Venture: Dean Ven
The Monarch: Your name is bitch! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole God drilled in your slender frame... King Gorilla! You got a cigerette?
There! I just sold you for a cigarette! And I don't smoke!
Holy shit! You're Dean-Fucking-Venture! King, I've gotta buy my bitch back. Here's your cigarette.
King Gorilla: Fuck you. Gimme a dollar!
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Permalink Reply by DJLatinoHeatC2 on
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One more
Henchman 21: Here is where you are wrong, my friend. This woman has killed before.
Henchman 24: Allegedly.
Henchman 21: Okay, whatever. But she was a big girl. We are talking about a large, healthy woman of questionable stability.
Henchman 24: Oh, you are totally underestimating the never-say-die scrappiness of a survivor.
The Monarch: Hey, guess what? Nobody cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden.
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