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Worst Book You have ever had the displeasure of reading
For me it would have to be any of the books in the "Flowers in The Attic" series by V.C. Andrews
The first book was pretty meh but each book that followed got worse and worse, and my sick need for closer made me power through them.
The woman can't seem to make her characters evolve at all. The way they are written when they are 11 are the same way they are written when they are 36.
She loves ending ever sentence in exclamation points! To the point were they lose all effect.
She also writes every character as a complete whore or a sick stalker who can't move on with their lives.
She also falls into the trap of making characters impossibly beautiful, every single character needs a 9 sentence paragraph describing how wonderful they look. This would not be that big of a deal but they do it 15 times for every character. If you took out character descriptions all her 200 page books would be 5 page pamphlets about being overly dramatic.
Twilight comes in a close 2nd
The first book was pretty meh but each book that followed got worse and worse, and my sick need for closer made me power through them.
The woman can't seem to make her characters evolve at all. The way they are written when they are 11 are the same way they are written when they are 36.
She loves ending ever sentence in exclamation points! To the point were they lose all effect.
She also writes every character as a complete whore or a sick stalker who can't move on with their lives.
She also falls into the trap of making characters impossibly beautiful, every single character needs a 9 sentence paragraph describing how wonderful they look. This would not be that big of a deal but they do it 15 times for every character. If you took out character descriptions all her 200 page books would be 5 page pamphlets about being overly dramatic.
Twilight comes in a close 2nd
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Permalink Reply by BOWENARROW on -
hehe..looks kinda like Rodney Dangerfield. We're all gonna get laid...except for me Awwww
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Permalink Reply by CTHLHU on -
Ok... You guys are going to rip me to pieces for this, but I'll say it anyway.
I thought the first Artemis Fowl book was incredicly stupid and rather boring.
THERE I SAID IT!
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Permalink Reply by Jay Brashears on -
Killing Yourself to Live.
The writing was flat, had absolutely no spice and the main character became self absorbed far to easily.
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Permalink Reply by CTHLHU on
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"The 6 most important decisions you will ever make".
Its a self-help book for teens. The author either was never a teen or is the most alienated loser ever. Its just a steaming pile of "Do-sports-blah-blah-blah-obey-your-parents-blah-blah-blah-no-sex-before-marriage-blah-blah-blah" crap.
The author wants us to be unable to think or to make decisions for ourselves. He wants us to obey every fucking thing our parents say, even though the teen-age is when we start to make decisions for ourselves, think for ourselves, and its the age where you should just have fun. He wants us to be the ultimate society-driven fundamentalist rednecks.
He wants to make us wait until we are married to have sex, regardless of what the person wants. He says that sex should only be used for reproduction. Well, sorry but sex is a way of also of showing love and make the bond you have with someone stronger. And theres nothing wrong with having sex for fun. Sex can be a deep thing but it doesnt need to be, it can be just good fun with someone you dont even know.
The book makes me feel like going make in time, to a time when the author wasnt married, so that I can rape him and scream "FUCK YO THOUGHTS BITCH!".
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Permalink Reply by Impulse on -
Can't really answer this one...If I didn't like the book I stopped reading...Harry Potter was by far the worst...October Sky bored me also...
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Permalink Reply by NeoJedi888 on -
The LAST Harry Potter book.
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Permalink Reply by Raoul Duke on -
the davinci code and digital fortress by dan brown
the davici vode was palgerised anyway but both stories ended too abruptly for my liking,
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