Name Film Quotes Nailed Into Your Head

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Permalink Reply by Andrew on November 21, 2007 at 10:39am

HERE'S JONNY

REDRUM, REDRUM

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Permalink Reply by Edie on November 21, 2007 at 3:53pm

Here is another one from Meatballs....

Tripper We have some special programs. We're doing "Shakespeare in the Round" again this year. Our political round table. Henry Kissinger will appear. Yasir 'Arafat is gonna come out, spend a weekend with the kids, rap with 'em.

Reporter That's amazing!

Tripper The kids wanted animals, so this year each camper will stalk and kill... his own bear in our private wildlife preserve.

Reporter Are you sure the children can hack that?

Tripper: But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner of course is named King of Sexual Awareness week and is allowed to rape and pillage the neighboring towns until camp ends.

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Permalink Reply by Edie on November 21, 2007 at 5:26pm

Tommy Boy

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?

Tommy: You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?

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Permalink Reply by Chaken on December 2, 2007 at 5:28pm

Shooter: Your in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Shooter: .........NO!

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Permalink Reply by AntSmasher on December 2, 2007 at 5:47pm

Shooter: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

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Permalink Reply by Typicalexbf on December 4, 2007 at 9:10pm

Chucky- "I thought we were friends till the end?"

Kid- "This is the end, FRIEND!"

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Permalink Reply by Benjamin Perez on December 5, 2007 at 2:18am

"Are you frightened?, not nearly frightened enough, for I know what hunts you" or sumtin liek that, its from Aragorn in the first Lord of The Rings when he meets frodo...King Aragorn rules!!!

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Permalink Reply by refuzd on December 6, 2007 at 6:35am

there's some really good exchanges from Unforgiven:

"I was building a house! I dont deserve this."
"Its not about 'deserves'."

"I know you; you're a killer of women and children!"
"Yeah, i killed women and children. I killed just about everything thats walked or crawled at one point.. and now i come to kill you Little Bill."

the quotes dont do it justice, but.. just see the damn movie.

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Permalink Reply by refuzd on December 6, 2007 at 6:43am

"Clearly, a man who dresses up as a BAT has issues."- Christain Bale, doing his best Bruce Wayne (via American Psycho/ Patrick Bateman!!)

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Permalink Reply by BellyDanceGirl on December 6, 2007 at 9:52am

I coulda been a contender ...

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Permalink Reply by corey vire on December 6, 2007 at 7:39pm

Drago to Apollo." You will lose." Rocky 4

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Permalink Reply by Gift of the Magi on December 17, 2007 at 9:37pm

Drago to Rocky: "I must break you"

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