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Something You All Should About Disaster Movie...

So,all of you on the site have been bitching and whining about this new spoof ~~movie~~,right?And then when it comes out,it's gona be number one in the box office.Don't kid yourselves,it's going to be number one.So when that happens,you guys are going to be writing reviews,or posting videos,about how much of a piece of shit it is,and in some point of that review,you'll say,"How is this shit numbuh one in the box office!?".How?HOW!?I'll tell you how!Because you dumb-asses are stupid enough,to go out of your way,to waste gas to drive to the theater,spend 15 minutes looking for parking,spend $7.50 or more for the ticket,trying to find a good seat,endure an hour of an abomination of a film,then you come out all pissed and watnot,ya drive back home,then you run to sit your ass on the computer as fast as you can(~~you can't catch me,I'm the Gingerbread Man!~~),and blog about how shitacular it was,and how could it possibly be number one!Because you make it so!You make it number one!Don't blame the writers!(O.K.,blame them a little)Blame yourselves!You already know it's gona be a piece of crap,and you encourage them to make more,by wasting your money on their movies!Now I personally am proud to say,that I have never seen any of these films,in the theater.Not.A.One.What I'm trying to say is,perhaps it's time you should just ignore these "movies",after all,is really worth it?

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Permalink Reply by Harms on June 23, 2008 at 9:31pm: I'm staying away from it like the plague. I still haven't seen Meet the Spartans. I do not go to movies to see how bad they are. I stay the F away.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by jasoncrisp on June 23, 2008 at 10:06pm: Ain't gettin' no money from me!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by ??????????? on June 24, 2008 at 11:37am: look, I'm don't pay to see their movies and never will, but it annoys that people that count 'white chicks' as their favourite movie keep going to see this crap and putting it at number 1, then telling their dumbass friends about it.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by NightFire on June 24, 2008 at 11:47am: I know !! Why see this !!??
There's always bootleg or download it from the internet .; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Mr. J on June 24, 2008 at 2:32pm: Don't even do that!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Suarga on June 24, 2008 at 8:00pm: I don't know anyone who still goes to these movies.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by RetardedBarney on June 24, 2008 at 8:25pm: I'll download it for free illegally.... maybe.
What's with all the threads about this one movie? It's going to suck anyway.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Brock on June 24, 2008 at 10:52pm: Mr. J...... I bow down to you, its about time somebody said this thing, If people want them to go away then its simple just don't go and see it!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Filler on June 25, 2008 at 12:49am: I've never actually seen any of their movies. Besides the scary movies, which I didn't like.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by MoRoN on June 25, 2008 at 5:40am: This Movie is gonna be the best EVA!!!. These guys are geniuses... I wish they were the only directors in Hollywood so that we could get awesome movies like these every week.

Disaster Movie should get an oscar for special effects... Im mean like O M G... a cow dropping on Ironman LMAO...

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Permalink Reply by Mr. J on June 25, 2008 at 12:04pm: That's what I like,someone who knows who to joke!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by andrewpotter1 on June 25, 2008 at 12:52pm: Although, keep in mind that some of us don't pay money to see these movies... I want to see everything that is playing. no matter how good, bad, or ugly it looks! I go into EVERY movie with an open- mind. So OF COURSE I can't pay for all of those gosh- darn movie tickets! Just keep that in mind...; ▶ Reply to This