my girlfrind wants to go see meet the spartans what shoud i do

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Permalink Reply by Mr. Mike on March 18, 2008 at 8:30pm

Theres two options to consider. 1) Is the sex really that good and 2) IS THE SEX REALLY THAT GOOD to go see Meet The Spartans

If uv answered no to either option then Im sorry to tell u this.....but u need to break up her. U know.... one of those "we have to talk" conversations. But u gota be really cliche exactly like that....say "we have to talk". Then u say "Im sorry its not ME its YOU" :p (Sarcasm)

But if uv answered yes to option one.......u go get extremely high and drunk and then u watch the movie...... wait.... im not sure thats enough. Go drink what ever u have underneath your sink so you bring your intelligence down to "Meet the Spartans was the best movie ever". That should do it :D

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Permalink Reply by The Mighty Celestial on March 19, 2008 at 5:46am

I agree with what everyone has said so far. Go see the movie, but make sure she understands that she owes you great sex afterwards.
If she wants to meet the Spartans now,
she'll have to meat the Trojans later.

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Permalink Reply by Antonio on March 19, 2008 at 9:25am

Dump her, any woman that wants to inflict that much pain on you, and you haven't even married her yet? Do bounce while it is still early

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Permalink Reply by NightFire on March 19, 2008 at 9:56am

Run!!! or kill her! if you two reproduce.. this nation will have another retard for president. or worse.. more producers like the ones who wrote MEET THE SPARTARNS.

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Permalink Reply by Ms.Go on March 19, 2008 at 11:23am

Drop her off at the theater and pick her up about 90 minutes later.

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Permalink Reply by soulavalis on March 19, 2008 at 11:25am

poke her eyes out

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Permalink Reply by Kyle on March 19, 2008 at 3:13pm

Find a new girl, you can't get that hour and half you waste on that movie back but their other fish in the sea.

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Permalink Reply by Tim on March 19, 2008 at 8:27pm

Donkey punch.

End of discussion.

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Permalink Reply by corey vire on March 19, 2008 at 8:50pm

Get a new girlfriend! Don't be a pussy.

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Permalink Reply by EdMuzick on March 19, 2008 at 11:10pm

Consider getting a girlfriend with a larger IQ...

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Permalink Reply by Californication on March 24, 2008 at 2:50am

BURN THE WITCH :D
Don't, keeping your girlfriend happy is not worth wasting $8, unless you really love her or just don't want to get smacked upside your head

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Permalink Reply by red knight on April 8, 2008 at 6:07pm

can i just say one of you is right the cinima was empty and we did it

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