Australian: You call that a knife? THIS is a knife! (brings out a spoon)
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Australian: I see you've played 'knifey-spoony' before
I do not know about you, but every time I see the tumbler sequence in Batman Begins or a lightsaber fight in any of the Star Wars movies, I think to myself: “Wow, how cool would it be to have that in real life.” So my question to you, fellow Spillio…
Was I watching the same movie everybody else was watching? I couldn't possibly have been watching the same Avatar as everybody else. People are raving about this, calling it "revolutionary" and "a milestone in filmmaking." All I saw was an unorigina…