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Um, if you've seen the "Top Five Anime Badasses" thread...it's basically the same thing, yo.

5:

Ocelot, from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At first, Ocelot was something of a cocky loser who kept getting his ass kicked by ole' Snake...but, later on in the game, his mysterious role, attitude, and his insane revolver tricks definitely earn him the #5 spot. Too bad he turns into a sadistic old dude later on in the years... :(

4:

The Truth, from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. He's a hippie who's made close friends with virtually every powder, pill, and needle known to man. And yet, he's still alive and kicking enough to offer his immense wisdom of all shady government activities involving aliens, has enough of a heartbeat to stuff half of Mexico-worth of weed in his van, which he dubbed the "Mothership", and to top it all off, keeps a grenade launcher in the Mothership which he planned to turn into a lamp some day. Giving him the fourth spot on my list is just....good karma.

3:

Sho Minamimoto, from The World Ends With You. So, he's a little bit crazy, and has a fetish for everything math related...and to top things off, he creates random pillars of junk everywhere he goes. But underneath all that, he's a twisted super genius, backstabber, heartless and cold, and has equally crazed ambitions. He would be just a downgraded Ocelot...if it wasn't for the fact that he's crazy strong; strong enough to get the attention of a Fallen Angel.

2:

Vergil, from Devil May Cry 3. If you've played DMC3...you'd know why he gets this spot. If not, then go play the game! :[

1:

Shiki Nanaya, from Melty Blood. I doubt many of you know who he is...or even what "Melty Blood" is (a badass PC 2D fighter), but...he's definitely my #1. He's Shiki Tohno's alter ego, more or less... Where Shiki is a timid teenager who's too nice for his own good...his alter ego Nanaya is a cold, calculating ruthless assassin who has speed and accuracy on his side. Where Shiki struggles staying alive with an opponent, Nanaya can instantly kill that very same opponent with a smirk on his face, and sarcastic remark to top it off. It might be a good idea if some of you guys check this game out...

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Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Right.
5. Bison You get to the end of Street Fighter and who is it? A crazy general who flips hits you three times and your dead.

4. Big Daddies- Bioshock whould not be the same if it wasnt for the big daddies. Huge fights that seemed like they were impossible.

3. Bowser- He is the baddest of bads who never seems to undersand one simple thing. Dont fuck with Mushroom people. Think about all the time you spent trying to defeat that guy. And then when save the princess you only get a stupid kiss.

2. Thanos- Secret of mana- Come on... Come on... Cooommmeee on...

1. The all time badasses of bad asses, Sephiroth. Do we hate anyone more than this guy. Hell he is the embodyment of evil.

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The fact that you put Sephiroth on your list, already confirms your epic failure.


Normally, I could care less what people say; it's their opinion, and it's nice of everyone to share theirs. Hell, that's why I made this list. :( However...you, are an exception.

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Yes, he is played out now, but Sephiroth was a pretty huge badass back when he first came out. I mean, come on, he had his own theme song; who did that before him? It's true, as the years have gone by his image has become overplayed, but in his glory days Sephiroth was an amazing bad guy.

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I agree to a certain degree. Sepiroth has grown synonymous with video game malevolence for a reason. He's cold and ruthless, as well as just plain scary. You know, if you can get past the Oedipus complex...

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I strongly disagree with your #5-3. I can approve of #2 and according to my brother, your #1 is somewhat acceptable. Well, anyway: Here's another list of badass video game characters, all of them villains. Remember: Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

5:

Murray the Demonic Talking Skull (from Curse of Monkey Island)
The forces of darkness will applaud him as he strides through the gates of hell carrying your head on a pike!

4:

HK-47 (from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 1 & 2)
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

3:

Kefka (from Final Fantasy VI)
Picture says it all, really. (Although I'm a bit reluctant to include someone from final fantasy as the fanbase has almost completely ruined the entire franchise.)

2:

Lord Bane, Horseman of Death (from the Warlords series)
When Lord Bane faced the noble paladin Albion, who had fought his way through undead across the half world to stop him, he triumphantly shouted "You can't kill Death". Well, guess what: you can't! When he recovered, Bane immediately attacked Lord Sartek, Horseman of War, who had abandoned him during the war, cut him into tiny pieces and spread them across the world. Four games later and the minotaurs are still trying to put him back together.

1:

Jon Irenicus (from Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn)
Nothing I can say would make this guy justice.

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5. Marcus Fenix from Gears of War. An awesome soldier in the war against the locust.


4. Gordon Freeman from Half Life 1 and 2. The strong silent type. A super genius who is a killing machine.


3. Wrex from Mass Effect. A bad ass mercenary who only wants to take down Saren.


2. Lucas Kane from Indigo Prophecy (Fahrenheit). He's a bad ass superhuman who fights a supernatural cult.


1. Dante from Devil May Cry. Do I need to expand?

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Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! Nobody mentioned Kratos from God of War......Total badass!
Agent 47 from Hitman series too.....

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Kratos makes a good runner up. :)

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I considered both of them, but they just don't have enough personality to make it on my list. They basically just go around killing stuff. Which in itself can be an admirable feat if performed with style. But it just isn't enough.

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D: He's got more personality than Leonidas....

That tells you something. :3

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Hmmm....
Ocelot
M. Bison
Kratos
Samus
Bomberman

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5.Gordon freeman-half life 1 and 2- a scientist who knows how to fire a gun, and fuck shit up
4. Sweet tooth- twisted metal series- creepy clown, who owns a ice cream truck, o did i forget to tell you that he is a serial killer and can transform his truck to a fuckin robot? ye badass
3.Mask de smith- killer 7- a masked wrestler who uses to grenade launchers and can bust down doors with his own badassery
2. Torque- the suffering series- well he supposedly killed his family, broke out of prison and has an alternate demon form, but its the way he doesnt give a crap if there is bloody splattered on him
1. kratos- god of war series- um............HE MURDERED A FREAKIN GOD AND ESCAPED FROM HELL 3 TIMES!! he is the ultimate bad ass

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